i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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