I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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