Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
