I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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