I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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