I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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