we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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