He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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