Too much gin, very little bucket
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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