AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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