Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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