Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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