So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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