im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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