Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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