You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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