i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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