I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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