Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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