Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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