wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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