walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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