Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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