watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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