real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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