We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He shit in the fireplace
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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