I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
