are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my being single is dangerous.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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