i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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