You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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