Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dick very happy bro
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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