somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
