Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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