would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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