too bad you live with your parents still
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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