who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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