I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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