Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
