home. puking in laundry basket.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is my gift to your gina
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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