I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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