I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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