We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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