The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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