I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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