drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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