I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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