I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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