Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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