she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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