Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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