If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
